Danny Male • 27 • Chicago, IL • United States

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I'm into... Film

Not blogging, but still bugging

Last On: 07/17/08 PST

Interests

Music

,The Beastie Boys,Bob Marley,Cody Chesnut,Benji Hughes,Led Zeppelin,Nirvana,The Raconteurs,Weezer.,

Film

,Superbad,Fight Club,Braveheart,The Last Samurai,Anchorman,Back to the Future,The Big Lebowski.

TV: Rome,American Chopper,The West Wing.,

Books

,The Tipping Point,How to Win Friends and Influence People.,

Artists

[ view all ]38 COMMENTS

Oct 01, 2008 - 09:14 PM PST

JuHdita

Whta's wrog??

=/

Jun 13, 2008 - 12:57 AM PST

patito

haha

Jun 11, 2008 - 03:07 PM PST

amaryllis

well now I know what not to look forward to. Hahaha but I gotta admit it is pretty funny. You should keep blogging.

Apr 08, 2008 - 10:01 PM PST

coryan

ok, that is crazy. on st. patricks day i went out with my phone, id, and insurance cards for self and car. i made it home with a dead phone and my car insurance card. same reason they were in your "running shorts" what if you got run over?

Mar 14, 2008 - 04:31 PM PST

joni

Sooo sad

Mar 12, 2008 - 06:02 PM PST

lizzann

haha dont worry we all have our days. hang overs can do crazy things to people

Mar 06, 2008 - 11:15 PM PST

ghost

wow, the fat phobia and unwarranted arrogance are pretty pathetic and disgusting. thanks for being a jerk. that's great.

Mar 03, 2008 - 09:58 PM PST

Bomberchick

I have to admit.... I don't really like you. In the beginning you started to grow on me and then just squashed it with a hammer. Mostly cuz I went through the same thing with my boyfriend, but just like him, you have every chance to prove yourself to us and to Deborah. waitin to see what happens :)

Mar 01, 2008 - 07:18 PM PST

mamalion26

Well, this blog spells out the big, waving neon sign above your head that says, "CHUNKY CHICKS, GO AWAY!"

Feb 28, 2008 - 06:21 PM PST

Shroom

Damn, I would've done it for 100 bucks.

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[ view all ] Latest Writing

Hang over

Nov 21, 2007

Man I am so hung over. How the hell did I get that drunk? This morning I was lying in bed and I kept picturing that this little man was taking over my body. He was this very anxious little man so I kept freaking out about stuff I never freak out over, like where my health insurance card is. I don’t give a fuck where my health insurance card is normally. But this morning I couldn’t stop freaking out over it. I finally got up and found the card in the pocket of my running shorts. And even then I still couldn’t get back to sleep. Wtf. I hate that.

[ view all ]My Unauthorized Biography

Danny is a train wreck. He's selfish, conceited, and spoiled to death. We know very little about why this is or what his past has to do with it. But we learn that his father bankrolls him and that he dropped out of Yale law. One thing is that he's always gotten what he wants, so he doesn't fully appreciate what he has, or what it means to earn something. Another thing is that he's just as scared as Debra, although he would never admit it.

He gets by on his charm, nonchalance, and total lack of self-awareness. This got Debra into bed, but because she became 99% needy, she ceased to be a challenge. So he cheated on her. But she still slept with him. At that point her desperation broke 100% and despite the little fight that he put up (as a courtesy, really), he became 100% bored. Even if he cared, she was too much of a mess to nurse back to normalcy. Plus he was messing her up.

Danny messes things up. That's what train wrecks do. Over and over. They turn the heat up high, crash, burn, then get up again. It won't go on like this forever though. All he has to do is learn what it means to fully appreciate something and then have it taken it away. So he needs to fall in love and have his heart ripped out of his chest.