March 27, 2008
So as I sit in the dark
it occurs to me, I could
be so much cooler if I
decided to follow all the
popular trends. If I
dressed how I am supposed
to, looked the way we are
told to, maybe even
talked like everyone
else. Being socially
acceptable might make me
a whole lot more likable,
hell might even make me
desirable. I should start
following these trends.
Step one, stop talking to
me. I have wasted too
much of my time on me
already. Why not? All the
cool kids are doing it.