Getting hit by a car is funny?

Mar 02, 2008

Bored. Bored. Bored. I have plenty i could write about but I'd rather not actually. Some things are just too personal. Even fuh awl teh fella Qliferz.

Here's something funny
I Plastic girl (A trendy girl who wears sunglasses even when its cloudy outside and wears ugg boots with a skirt all while yapping on her cell even when she is trying to order a non-fat latte. for example) well she was trying to cross the street and was on her cell phone and assumed that the cars would stop for her even though its a red light. Well any way SMMMAACKKK she goes flying bout half a block and everybody who saw it was in shock. she layed there in a ragdoll position and surely she was knocked out cold right? Wrong she got right back up after a few seconds and everyone ran to her all while some dude is flips out his camera-phone and records the following...

"Are you alright", someone asks.
"I dont know, wheres my phone?"
"Don't worry about your phone right now. You need to get checked out by the doctor."
"Look at my jacket, its F---ed up, wheres my F---ing phone?" She says as looks around on the ground looking for her phone. her hand is bleeding but i dont think she felt any pain yet and i dont think she wouldve cared either.
People were asking her to try to relax because she seemed like she was about to freak out. some people tried to give her some water and they surrounded her to try to get her to sit down because they thought she would just walk away and pass out somewhere.
She finds her pressious phone, its scratched only a little. I know this because she said it.
"Geez you freaks are following me around like the F---ing paverotzi."
I laughed. the ambulance came and she ran. She actually ran. Fast too. no one followed her. The Guy who hit her was laughing and shaking his head. He actually didnt run.