Buddha

May 02, 2008 - 03:13 AM PST
Hi, I'm Shawn's stomach, but Buddha is the easiest thing to call me. I don't really talk much, really you can only hear me when I'm shaking hard and loud to grab Shawn's attention.

Not only am I anti-social, but I tend to not think before I do. Call it what you want, I refer it as fast reflexes. I work faster than both Ticker and Noodle when needed, and one of the few organs that can expand and retract(wink wink). When something is harmful to Shawn, I throw it back up where it came from before Noodle can even process what happened.

Come to think of it, I don't really think at all. Ha! I'm a funny Buddha with that oxymoronic sentence. Wait, where was I going with this....? Ah, got it. So yes, I'm a mindless, stubborn organ, but that doesn't mean I don't know what's going on around me. Remember the term "go with your gut?" Your welcome, by the way.

It's funny how Noodle and Ticker argue like bitter, old women over who Shawn listens to. If only they would turn up their hearing aids, take out their dentures so they cant talk, and put on those coke bottle glasses, perhaps they would notice Shawn does what I say every time. He is my puppet among my strings unwillingly obeying my every order. It may sound wrong, but.......I'm just doing my job.

Buddha


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May 02, 2008 - 08:26 AM

jadebug on
I love it!!! :-) Really awesome!!