I embrace the darkness in hopes of smothering it to death.

Producer and writer for Diabetic in Candyland (www.diabeticincandyland.com), a podcast about winning at losing and failing successfully.

I'm either a web designer who writes on the side, or vise versa. Should be the other way around.

A psychic told me I would be famous for doing something remarkable, but she wasn't clear what that thing was. Maybe Ill break a world record for walking on my hands across the nation for Peace. Maybe I'll figure out zero-point energy. I don't know, but I hope it doesn't go to my head.