Bulletin Abuse

Feb 27, 2008 - 11:34 AM PST

Here's the deal. I am all for posting shit in bulletins as long as it is entertaining to read.

That is where I draw the line.

Please do not post stupid shit as bulletins...it juse makes you look fucking retarded.

The bulletins where people make a game adding things to the end....those are fine. Interesting news article? Fine. Riddles, jokes, funny stories, inspirational thought....by all means.

Chain letters....those stupid fucking "Myspace tracker!!!11!!" "Click this and post it as a bulletin to find the answer"...those are fucking retarded. And when it doesn't work...why don't you delete the bulletin. More importantly....when it didn't work the first time....why the fuck did you try again? Thats pretty stupid.

Another thing....STOP FUCKING POSTING CHAIN LETTERS. I am standing here to tell you this right now. I have been forced to read hundreds of chain letters and I have never forwarded one on. I am still standing here....I'm still alive. And it's not becuase of a chain letter that I am not dating and not getting laid......it's because I am fucking fat and ugly. Stop searching for something to blame for the fact no one wants to breed with you....it's probably because you are passing on chain letters.

And if you seriously think the cops need you to help them solve some crime via myspace...and even more so that there is actually a myspace killer who has killed "300 women already" by finding them through myspace...then you might as well just kill yourself. Some of the most notorious serial killers of all time haven't killed anywhere near that (Dahmer killed 17, Ted Bundy killed 30+. and Gacy killed 2-6 people)...I grew up during Dahmer and he was talked about on the news ALL THE TIME. Yet...never once has this mysterious myspace killer...who has killed more than 10X what Bundy killed...has never been mentioned on TV...hmmm...

And for the worst offense of all.....

I am sick and tired of people posting "Little Jimmy has cancer, and the make a wish foundation has agreed to donate 2 cents for every person who sends this on"

This is retarded on so many levels. First off....you should know by now that the make a wish foundation GRANTS WISHES...they don't donate money. Second, THERE IS NO WAY TO FUCKING TRACK THIS SHIT. Third, what kind of charity would seriously agree to only donate money if some lame shit was forwarded via some lame ass website filled with idiots who think they really have 2,000 friends because some stupid porn bot added them. These posts always play on some heart strings too by saying you are a cruel and heartless person if you don't repost, or even going so far as to challenge you saying you have nothing to lose.....Well guess what...you do have something to lose. Your self respect...and the respect of others.

Please fucking stop posting this lame ass shit and only post worthwhile crap. Do your part. Myspace is already fucking retarded as it is, so don't contribute to its stupidity.

This is the part where people tell you that if you agree to repost this as your own bulletin. Honestly, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to post this as a blog of mine too....if you want to repost this, at least give me credit for it. Otherwise just move on. I don't care. By posting this you will not ensure everlasting love, you will not be saved from a permanent death, and 2 cents will definately not be donated to the Make a Wish Foundation....so...Fuck It.