Hahahah

Mar 22, 2008 - 17:38 PM PST

So I got this email about a 1st grade teacher who gave the beginning part of some well-known expressions to her students to see how they thought they ended. Here are some hilarious examples (the last one is the best):
If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.
When the blind lead the blind... get out of the way.
There are none so blind as... Stevie Wonder.
Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.
Never underestimate the power of... termites.
Better late than... Pregnant!

How did six year old children come up with these?