How Do You Like Your Blue Eyed Boy?

Mar 10, 2008 - 20:05 PM PST

With fries?
With three chocolates from three pillows
Taken from a Hilton hotel?
Would you like him to pierce you
With a laser pointing out of
His blue eyes
That everyone always mentions
Whenever you mention
That your mother mentioned him
While making that stir-fry
With the peppers and the noodles
And the magic sauce she discovered in a dream
Whilst
Running from a two-headed, three-legged tiger
Into a shack on the side of the highway
Somewhere between
Indiana and Washington?