I hate Winnipeg.

Jan 19, 2008 - 20:26 PM PST

I hate Winnipeg. It's the dumbest city you could ever live in, visit, think about. You should listen to the song by the Weakerthans, it's called "I Hate Winnipeg". I don't care if it's not the worst city in the world, but it's a black hole you can leave this place as many times as you want, but you will end up back here in the end. It's so boring, even eight murders in four days... I know some people are so proud that Winnipeg was once "Murder Capital", but wouldn't you feel endangered? Okay, we're the Slurpee Capital, big whoop... we're crazy because we still drink flavoured ice in -30 weather... and I don't mean fahrenheit, I mean celsius. It's too damn cold here to do anything in the winter. I just thought about this and needed to get it out, I hate Winnipeg.