Prospective Employers...

Feb 27, 2008 - 11:28 AM PST

Hello Prospective Employers!

So...after reading my 5th article about how companies will often "google" a person and read their myspace...I decided to post something.

So...Hello people. You should definately hire me. I'm not crazy. I promise. I do think however it is sad that you feel the need to waste your time reading this idiotic dribble. Does my desirability really depend on lame test scores or song choices? I promise you that everyone in your company has some wierd skeletons in their closet...but that's ok. Everyone is a bit wierd and crazy. Except for you Bill....that wierd shit you pulled with the malaysian boy....now that is just SICK. I don't want to work for your company anyway.

As for the rest of you....I'm the shit. If you hire me...not only will you be gaining a find upstanding individual as myself...but karmically...you will be set. Everyone needs some positive karma.